*Ratings are based on a scale of B&B (Bourbon and Bacon).
*As in life the more B&B, the worse you will eventually feel. The same goes for these movies.
*Less B&B means a better movie. More B&B is required for pain relief. A perfect movie garners the attention of Señor B.B. Stache, while a horrible movie will cause Turdenstein, arch-nemesis of Señor Stache, to awaken.